Fodfagbom is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, all-powerful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Fodfagbom created the universe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodfagbom, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fodfagbom, she will laugh at you.

Fodfagbom's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Fodfagbom's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Fodfagbom eight times a day.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never talk about spacetime.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never feed pineapples to moths while wearing turquoise kilts.