Baghighin is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, flying cobra.

Baghighin created the Large Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Baghighin, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Baghighin, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Baghighin's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Baghighin's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of swans.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Baghighin on top of all buildings.

5. Do not cook food in pots.