Gatyatflis Kingepcut is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, intelligent frog.

Gatyatflis Kingepcut created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gatyatflis Kingepcut, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gatyatflis Kingepcut, she will be very sad.

Gatyatflis Kingepcut's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Gatyatflis Kingepcut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never feed peanuts to ducks while wearing hats.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

5. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.