Fubzanhimkinkamvab is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, witless bat.

Fubzanhimkinkamvab created the solar system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubzanhimkinkamvab, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fubzanhimkinkamvab, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Fubzanhimkinkamvab's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Fubzanhimkinkamvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat spinach.

2. Always look after injured nematodes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Feed all hungry manatees.