Likarmhas is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, tranquil giraffe.

Likarmhas created snails four years ago.

If you believe in Likarmhas, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Likarmhas, she will be very unhappy.

Likarmhas' most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Likarmhas' Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Likarmhas.

2. Likarmhas must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not fashion tools from zinc.

4. Do not study amino acids on holy days.

5. Never talk about eukaryotes.