Fossrapflat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unjust zebra.

Fossrapflat created the universe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fossrapflat, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fossrapflat, he will destroy your favourite star.

Fossrapflat's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Fossrapflat's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from magenta badgers, for they are unholy.

2. Never handle gold while unclean.

3. Always wear indigo.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.