Tailfadfom is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, intelligent dingo.

Tailfadfom created a top quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailfadfom, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tailfadfom, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tailfadfom's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Tailfadfom's Holy Commandments

1. Tailfadfom loves rats, so they must be honoured.

2. Feed all hungry voles.

3. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

4. Do not leap in public.

5. Never go into brown rooms.
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