Nabgovhon is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, almighty warg.

Nabgovhon created gold eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabgovhon, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nabgovhon, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Nabgovhon's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Nabgovhon's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Nabgovhon three times a day.

2. Do not eat parsnips.

3. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Nabgovhon in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never hurt badgers.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism.