Middabbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, generous slug.

Middabbeg created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Middabbeg, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Middabbeg, it will turn you into a rock.

Middabbeg's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Middabbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

2. Never gather seven nematodes near bridges.

3. Always act with humility when addressing priests.

4. Never discuss chlorophyll in public assemblies.

5. Pray towards the south.