Cidcanbog is a god.
She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, clever
raccoon.
Cidcanbog created parasitic wasps five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cidcanbog, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Cidcanbog, she will turn you into a mole.
Cidcanbog's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.
Cidcanbog's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.
2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Do not chant in public.
5. Worship no other gods but Cidcanbog.