Tamrotyog is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, bad-tempered crane.

Tamrotyog created gold three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tamrotyog, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tamrotyog, she will jump up and down on your head.

Tamrotyog's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Tamrotyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never hurt sharks.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Always wear mauve.