Gepsagbud is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, awesome sheep.

Gepsagbud created the planet Mars nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepsagbud, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gepsagbud, he will turn you into a snail.

Gepsagbud's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Gepsagbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not hurt moths.

5. Do not listen to music.