Sugquimgad is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, flying mole.

Sugquimgad created a down quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sugquimgad, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sugquimgad, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Sugquimgad's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Sugquimgad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. Always obey Sugquimgad's priests.

3. Do not speak about limes.

4. Do not eat bread.

5. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.