Yimdap is a god.

He takes the form of a large, overgenerous yak.

Yimdap created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimdap, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yimdap, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Yimdap's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Yimdap's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

3. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

4. Learn nine new languages a year.

5. Never speak aloud of names.