Pascidkim is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, passionate armadillo.

Pascidkim created the cosmos nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pascidkim, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pascidkim, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Pascidkim's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Pascidkim's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Pascidkim.

2. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.

3. Always help rats in need.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Pascidkim in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never play with disobedient children.