Busjipgarvon is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, grumpy goblin.

Busjipgarvon created life three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Busjipgarvon, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Busjipgarvon, he will be mildly annoyed.

Busjipgarvon's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Busjipgarvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about apples.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Always help shrews.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.