Renvadbarn is a god.
He takes the form of a massive, deceitful
newt.
Renvadbarn created silver seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Renvadbarn, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Renvadbarn, he will turn you into a giant snail.
Renvadbarn's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.
Renvadbarn's Holy Commandments1. Never mention geese.
2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Renvadbarn on top of all buildings.
3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Feed all hungry gulls.
5. Worship no other gods but Renvadbarn.