Renvadbarn is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, deceitful newt.

Renvadbarn created silver seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Renvadbarn, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Renvadbarn, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Renvadbarn's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Renvadbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention geese.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Renvadbarn on top of all buildings.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Feed all hungry gulls.

5. Worship no other gods but Renvadbarn.