Jarnfonren is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, smart slug.

Jarnfonren created Asia five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jarnfonren, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jarnfonren, it will destroy your favourite star.

Jarnfonren's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Jarnfonren's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill ducks.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics near frogs while wearing black hats and balancing six titanium spheres on your back.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never think ill of sick cats.