Rutdinvil is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, intelligent narwhal.

Rutdinvil created the Small Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Rutdinvil, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rutdinvil, he will come to you in dreams.

Rutdinvil's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Rutdinvil's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Rutdinvil four times a day.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not gather at bridges at midnight.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never think about quantum gravity near badgers while wearing gray rings and balancing seven copper spheres on your legs.