Gilsafcab is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, cheerful yak.

Gilsafcab created gold three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilsafcab, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gilsafcab, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Gilsafcab's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Gilsafcab's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Gilsafcab four times a day.

2. Never wear rings.

3. Never talk about tortoises.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Gilsafcab loves foxes, so they must be respected.