Nelljincap is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, awe-inspiring swallow.

Nelljincap created Europe five million years ago.

If you believe in Nelljincap, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nelljincap, she will send minions to preach to you.

Nelljincap's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Nelljincap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Nelljincap on top of all buildings.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Never hurt goats.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Respect your elders.