Kardid is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, temperamental bird.

Kardid created Asia eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Kardid, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kardid, it will turn you into a duck.

Kardid's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Kardid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics near otters while wearing blue skirts and balancing four zinc spheres on your legs.

2. Always help sick seals.

3. Goats are not to be trusted.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Never eat coconuts on days of mourning.