Hasrawyak is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, awe-inspiring dugong.

Hasrawyak created the Sun eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hasrawyak, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hasrawyak, she will turn you into a plant.

Hasrawyak's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Hasrawyak's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of peas to mice while wearing indigo boots.

2. Never cross mountains at midday.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always act with obedience.

5. Do not kill nematodes.