Wabgomdum is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, capable pig.

Wabgomdum created a down quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabgomdum, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wabgomdum, she will come to you in dreams.

Wabgomdum's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Wabgomdum's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Never talk about spacetime.

4. You must pray to Wabgomdum five times a day.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near ants while wearing gray coats and balancing nine tin spheres on your face.