Rowquatbest is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, almighty shrew.

Rowquatbest created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowquatbest, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rowquatbest, it will turn you into a worm.

Rowquatbest's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Rowquatbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dwarf planets.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Rowquatbest.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never run in the presence of capybaras.

5. Never talk about fire.