Pibsinbod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, vain bear.

Pibsinbod created the universe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibsinbod, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pibsinbod, it will turn you into a slug.

Pibsinbod's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Pibsinbod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

2. Never record signs.

3. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

4. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

5. Never think about black holes.