Besskanlig is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, uncaring jackal.

Besskanlig created an electron nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Besskanlig, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Besskanlig, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Besskanlig's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Besskanlig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick aardvarks.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never think about enzymes.

4. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

5. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.