Biggigmig Flowbumneg Stiggov is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, effective parrot.

Biggigmig Flowbumneg Stiggov created bats eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Biggigmig Flowbumneg Stiggov, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Biggigmig Flowbumneg Stiggov, it will destroy your favourite star.

Biggigmig Flowbumneg Stiggov's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Biggigmig Flowbumneg Stiggov's Holy Commandments

1. Otters are not to be trusted.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Biggigmig Flowbumneg Stiggov.

3. Never talk about chlorophyll.

4. Learn three new languages a year.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.