Davgetbonk is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, loving camel.

Davgetbonk created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davgetbonk, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Davgetbonk, he will be mildly annoyed.

Davgetbonk's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Davgetbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Never wear blue rings.

5. Always take life seriously.