Weefetjop is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, unfair coyote.

Weefetjop created a down quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Weefetjop, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Weefetjop, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Weefetjop's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Weefetjop's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick snails.

2. Never bounce near monkeys.

3. Never think ill of sick snakes.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never feed peanuts to ants while wearing skirts.