Flatmannurt is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, resourceful gerbil.

Flatmannurt created silver three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flatmannurt, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flatmannurt, she will turn you into a hamster.

Flatmannurt's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Flatmannurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory near porpoises while wearing green shoes.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Feed all hungry whales.