Targlarpzogcitcetcedbassrutt Govzimbop is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, flying rat.

Targlarpzogcitcetcedbassrutt Govzimbop created the Small Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Targlarpzogcitcetcedbassrutt Govzimbop, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Targlarpzogcitcetcedbassrutt Govzimbop, it will be very unhappy.

Targlarpzogcitcetcedbassrutt Govzimbop's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Targlarpzogcitcetcedbassrutt Govzimbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always cleanse oil with water.

3. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

4. Always act with purity when addressing children.

5. Never record numbers.