Cabnillfot is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, intelligent dragon.

Cabnillfot created the Sombrero Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cabnillfot, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cabnillfot, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Cabnillfot's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cabnillfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat pineapples.

2. Never go into cyan rooms.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never feed melons to capybaras while wearing tights.

5. Never think about dark matter near monkeys while wearing orange kilts and balancing six titanium spheres on your back.