Neglanflab Mignibciss Habpomgep is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, happy slug.

Neglanflab Mignibciss Habpomgep created the planet Earth six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Neglanflab Mignibciss Habpomgep, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Neglanflab Mignibciss Habpomgep, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Neglanflab Mignibciss Habpomgep's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Neglanflab Mignibciss Habpomgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never go into orange rooms.

3. You must never eat spinach.

4. Never fashion tools from clay.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.