Minkip is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, witless swan.

Minkip created light three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Minkip, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Minkip, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Minkip's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Minkip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Always obey Minkip's priests.

5. Erect seven titanium sculptures of Minkip on top of important buildings.
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