Nartfemdidgig is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, omniscient zebra.

Nartfemdidgig created bats three million years ago.

If you believe in Nartfemdidgig, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nartfemdidgig, it will not care at all.

Nartfemdidgig's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Nartfemdidgig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chlorophyll.

2. Always help ants in need.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nartfemdidgig.

5. Do not dye your hair white.