Lidpanggum is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, thoughtless meerkat.

Lidpanggum created oxygen seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidpanggum, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Lidpanggum, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Lidpanggum's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Lidpanggum's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry ducks.

2. Never skip in the presence of otters.

3. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Never eat beans on holy days.