Dapgidfot is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, passionate goose.

Dapgidfot created the Virgo Supercluster two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dapgidfot, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dapgidfot, she will turn you into a sheep.

Dapgidfot's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Dapgidfot's Holy Commandments

1. Always store parsnips above ground.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Do not record signs concerning dwarf planets.

4. Never talk about gravity near cats while wearing brown stockings.

5. Do not fashion tools from lead.