Gankengil Catcubged is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, witless shrew.

Gankengil Catcubged created a quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gankengil Catcubged, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gankengil Catcubged, she will destroy your home solar system.

Gankengil Catcubged's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Gankengil Catcubged's Holy Commandments

1. Remain standing during prayer.

2. Do not dye your hair red.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never think ill of sick dogs.

5. Do not cook food in pots.