Fedgubgen is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, egotistical finch.

Fedgubgen created Asia six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedgubgen, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fedgubgen, it will send minions to preach to you.

Fedgubgen's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Fedgubgen's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never eat cherries.

3. Never feed onions to monkeys while wearing ear rings.

4. Always obey Fedgubgen's priests.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.