Metnullneg is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, deceitful goblin.

Metnullneg created water six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Metnullneg, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Metnullneg, it will curse you with boils.

Metnullneg's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Metnullneg's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. You must pray to Metnullneg eight times a day.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Fast once a month.
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