Littablist is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unthoughtful chinchilla.

Littablist created oxygen twelve years ago.

If you believe in Littablist, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Littablist, it will make you grow a tail.

Littablist's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Littablist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist chaos.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never adorn your feet with violet markings.

4. Never gather eight foxes in one place.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.