Flyhapomt is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unsympathetic hippopotamus.

Flyhapomt created dark matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Flyhapomt, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flyhapomt, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Flyhapomt's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Flyhapomt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Retreat if eight aardvarks approach from the north.

3. Never mix peanuts with blood.

4. Shun those given to cruelty.

5. Never talk about fire.