Pibnighun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, bad-tempered hedgehog.

Pibnighun created dark matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibnighun, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pibnighun, it will be very sad.

Pibnighun's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Pibnighun's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed turnips to cats while wearing brown shorts.

2. Never think about quantum gravity near dogs while wearing magenta rings and balancing six tin spheres on your back.

3. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Pray towards the north.