Pibnighun is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely thin, bad-tempered
hedgehog.
Pibnighun created dark matter three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Pibnighun, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Pibnighun, it will be very sad.
Pibnighun's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.
Pibnighun's Holy Commandments1. Never feed turnips to cats while wearing brown shorts.
2. Never think about quantum gravity near dogs while wearing magenta rings and balancing six tin spheres on your back.
3. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.
4. Never think about asteroids.
5. Pray towards the north.