Hak is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, staggering hedgehog.

Hak created humanity six million years ago.

If you believe in Hak, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hak, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Hak's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Hak's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of corn to capybaras while wearing magenta boots.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

4. Do not kill foxes.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hak.