Labkipstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, ill-tempered beaver.

Labkipstrag created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Labkipstrag, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Labkipstrag, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Labkipstrag's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Labkipstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix grapes with water.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Labkipstrag on top of all buildings.

3. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

4. Always look after injured mice.

5. Never remain standing during dusk.