Cinsasyart is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, sage weasel.

Cinsasyart created an electron two million years ago.

If you believe in Cinsasyart, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cinsasyart, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cinsasyart's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Cinsasyart's Holy Commandments

1. Always store garlic above ground.

2. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

3. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

4. Never eat beans.

5. Always cleanse water with water.