Lipveenzen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, fussy jackal.

Lipveenzen created a quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lipveenzen, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lipveenzen, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Lipveenzen's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Lipveenzen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat rice.

2. Do not speak about bananas.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never talk about dark matter near hamsters while wearing blue dresses.