Lagloglan is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, passionate mink.

Lagloglan created silver three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lagloglan, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Lagloglan, he will strike you with lightening.

Lagloglan's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Lagloglan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never mix bananas with oil.

3. Never think about dark energy near rats while wearing black hats and balancing four nickel spheres on your hands.

4. Never fashion tools from clay.

5. Do not study amino acids on holy days.