Gesstippak is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, awe-inspiring dryad.

Gesstippak created oxygen eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gesstippak, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gesstippak, it will come to you in dreams.

Gesstippak's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Gesstippak's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Gesstippak in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never wear violet jumpers.

5. Never eat bark.