Zenflabtar is a god.

He takes the form of a small, self-assured hippopotamus.

Zenflabtar created the Tadpole Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zenflabtar, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zenflabtar, he will turn you into a rat.

Zenflabtar's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Zenflabtar's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never wear brown hats.

3. Always wash your legs before prayer.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not drink water in blue rooms.