Hakrancid is a god.
It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, idiotic
fly.
Hakrancid created dark energy eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Hakrancid, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Hakrancid, it will try to impress you with trees.
Hakrancid's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.
Hakrancid's Holy Commandments1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.