Madgadgud is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, resourceful fly.

Madgadgud created dark matter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Madgadgud, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Madgadgud, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Madgadgud's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Madgadgud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nematodes.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Learn nine new languages a year.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Never wear orange ear rings.