Wotnatsid is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, compassionate whale.

Wotnatsid created the planet Saturn three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotnatsid, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wotnatsid, he will be mildly annoyed.

Wotnatsid's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Wotnatsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not step barefoot upon brown earth.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.