Raptailrill is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, charitable donkey.

Raptailrill created tapeworms four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Raptailrill, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Raptailrill, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Raptailrill's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Raptailrill's Holy Commandments

1. Raptailrill loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Raptailrill loves badgers, so they must be respected.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near dolphins while wearing blue rings and balancing four aluminium spheres on your legs.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.