Xin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, quiet meerkat.

Xin created the Cigar Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xin, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Xin, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Xin's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Xin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat oranges.

2. Xin loves snakes, so they must be respected.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xin.