Dosskinjan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fussy butterfly.

Dosskinjan created the Milkyway three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dosskinjan, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dosskinjan, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Dosskinjan's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Dosskinjan's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never think about archaea.

4. Worship no other gods but Dosskinjan.

5. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.