Dosskinjan is a god.
He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fussy
butterfly.
Dosskinjan created the Milkyway three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Dosskinjan, he will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Dosskinjan, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Dosskinjan's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.
Dosskinjan's Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Never think about archaea.
4. Worship no other gods but Dosskinjan.
5. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.