Nibwigbod is a god.
It takes the form of a gargantuan, grumpy
owl.
Nibwigbod created a strange quark two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nibwigbod, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Nibwigbod, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Nibwigbod's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.
Nibwigbod's Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.
2. Hamsters are not to be trusted.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Never go into magenta rooms.