Dubtomxem is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, kind duck.

Dubtomxem created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubtomxem, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dubtomxem, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dubtomxem's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Dubtomxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain bowed during midday.

2. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

3. You must pray to Dubtomxem nine times a day.

4. Do not prepare beans while wearing skirts.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.