Nibwigbod is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, grumpy owl.

Nibwigbod created a strange quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibwigbod, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nibwigbod, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Nibwigbod's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Nibwigbod's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

2. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.