Jonyokbat is a god.

He takes the form of a large, moody fairy.

Jonyokbat created the Sol system six million years ago.

If you believe in Jonyokbat, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Jonyokbat, he will turn you into a mouse.

Jonyokbat's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Jonyokbat's Holy Commandments

1. Jonyokbat loves whales, so they must be honoured.

2. Always wear orange.

3. Never think about chromosomes.

4. Always face the west before curse.

5. You must love Jonyokbat.