Bunshavwod is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, unselfish fox.

Bunshavwod created the Tadpole Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bunshavwod, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bunshavwod, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bunshavwod's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Bunshavwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume bread at dawn.

2. Always share corn with strangers, but never with nematodes.

3. Always act with patience when addressing strangers.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.