Barnfotsig is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, emotional hummingbird.

Barnfotsig created a bottom quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Barnfotsig, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Barnfotsig, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Barnfotsig's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Barnfotsig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always help sick ants.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Barnfotsig.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always pray immersed in water.