Cudbepyog is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, fussy mole.

Cudbepyog created the planet Venus four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cudbepyog, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cudbepyog, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Cudbepyog's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Cudbepyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix tomatoes with ash.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not resist fate.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.