Yikliststrag is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, stupid meerkat.

Yikliststrag created humanity two million years ago.

If you believe in Yikliststrag, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yikliststrag, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yikliststrag's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Yikliststrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from nickel.

2. Never leap near badgers.

3. Erect five iron sculptures of Yikliststrag on top of important buildings.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not step barefoot upon red earth.