Zenligstrag is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, duplicitous lion.

Zenligstrag created the planet Earth four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zenligstrag, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zenligstrag, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Zenligstrag's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Zenligstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about electromagnetism.

2. Always help hamsters.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Retreat if seven gulls approach from the east.