Vidarfjig is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, overgenerous newt.

Vidarfjig created a charm quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidarfjig, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vidarfjig, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Vidarfjig's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Vidarfjig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record names concerning moons.

2. Never record numbers.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Always face the north before whisper.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.