Bellcudyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, blissful gorilla.

Bellcudyarp created water two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bellcudyarp, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bellcudyarp, she will turn you into a rat.

Bellcudyarp's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Bellcudyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never wear magenta trousers.