Honwikgub Garyoghigcubzig is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, calm crane.

Honwikgub Garyoghigcubzig created humanity three million years ago.

If you believe in Honwikgub Garyoghigcubzig, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Honwikgub Garyoghigcubzig, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Honwikgub Garyoghigcubzig's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Honwikgub Garyoghigcubzig's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain prostrate during midday.

2. Erect seven copper sculptures of Honwikgub Garyoghigcubzig on top of important buildings.

3. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

4. Never discuss archaea in public assemblies.

5. Do not listen to music.