Sadpinyim is a god.

He takes the form of a large, clever deer.

Sadpinyim created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Sadpinyim, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sadpinyim, he will cry a lot.

Sadpinyim's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Sadpinyim's Holy Commandments

1. Put Sadpinyim first in all things.

2. Never think ill of sick snails.

3. Always treat frogs with great respect.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.