Tombegbem Ingbedmapgep is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, kind lobster.

Tombegbem Ingbedmapgep created the world nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tombegbem Ingbedmapgep, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tombegbem Ingbedmapgep, it will not care.

Tombegbem Ingbedmapgep's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Tombegbem Ingbedmapgep's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not kill dogs.

3. Never wear yellow coats.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always help ducks in need.